Monday, May 3, 2010

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Would u believe it? a monster sighting!. I was pleasantly intrigued when i saw the headlines in The Star Newspaper yesterday. (On the Front page mind you).

according to the papers There has been various reports by KL residents of sightings of a twelve foot monster in town recently . this Big guy is apparently one of them big friendly giants with the usual monster like average monster-like features such as multiple heads and larger than life size.

now IF i was a monster, what would i Do?? i’d consider it my duty to scare mean people daily on the pretext of promoting my cause.

to SCARE to all corrupted politicky ridiculously idealistic obsolete hypocritic individuals.

(oops im OFF TOPic)

back to my original story.

scientifically speaking, a monster is an organism that is grossly against the norms of an ecosystem. Now IF the monster sighted in KL was really a True monster, its only reasonable there to be OTHERS isn’t it?, or how else would it have come into existence in the first place>?

i don’t think even monsters can just spring out of thin air into existence.

hence, i guess i can make a conclusion that there’s more than one of these interesting beingss in malaysia. in fact, maybe there’s a whole TRIBE of them dwelling in some forgotten deserted place in kl.

now if i only knew where…

here’s an interesting extract on the “Goddess of Envy” according to pagan roman beliefs.

in a filthy slimy shack where Invidia (Envy) dwelt deep in a dreary dale, a gruesome sunless hovel, filled with frost, heart-numbing frost, its stagnant air unstirred by any breeze, for ever lacking warmth of cheerful fire, for ever wrapped in gloom. . Her cheeks are sallow, her whole body shrunk, her eyes askew and squinting; black decay befouls her teeth, her bosom’s green with bile, and venom coats her tongue.

now THAT’S “a green Eyed MOnster” *pun intended*

hehe. only there’s no mention of green eyes here. just the green boobs. i mean green bile. =)

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